Helium

   Tonight I am performing with a dozen other comedians in the first round of Portland's funniest comic contest. I am super excited, and can't wait ticket on stage and win this crowd over.
    I am the second,, which isn't the best spot but I'm going to do my best regardless. I go out there and do my favorite new joke, cause I hate repeating jokes in the contest. I go with my Embers and homeless bit. They go over fantastic. For some reason I got really nervous and ended up cussing a lot more than I had wanted to, which kinda bums me out cuz I wanted to get a good tape but there's always next round cuz guess what? I won!
    It feels great to go into a room full of strangers and win them over. I only brought one person with me, so this first round means a lot to me to advance. I feel like I'm on a roll right now, let's hope this doesn't stop.