Helium

   Its a new year and Im off to Helium for the Tues open mic as usual. My car was stolen a few days ago so I have to bus it out there but no matter, its not too bad. A lot of people are recording submission tapes tonight so I go up early on the list. I have some new material about imaginary friends and my stolen car I wanna run through. The crowd likes most of it, I finish my set talking about my yellow pants....real important stuff.