Dirty Dozen

  Holy shit, it's finally time for another Dirty Dozen. It's been like 5 months and I have been waiting for this for a while. The lineup is amazing, 12 top-notch comedians at the best club in town.
   I get to the club about an hour early and bring some gifts! I got some leftover liquor from a Distillery I work at and brought it to the staff, they dug it. Even though I was there an hour early there were already people waiting for the show. 10 minutes to showtime and there was a line going down the stairs. Felt good to see that the momentum we had built up was not slowing down.
   I went off and started the show with a story. And erotic Story featuring Grumpy Cat. A story I had written a couple years ago and only told once, I wanted to share it again and I'm glad I did. It went over pretty well and the night was really great for everyone involved. My girlfriend showed up and got to watch me again but in front of an actual audience.
  I got over 60 insults text it to me throughout the show. My idea of giving out my phone number and asking the audience to text me mean things to win prizes really gets the crowd involved.
   Anyways, night went well, fun to be back at Helium, look forward to my next Big Show